SEEK YOUR OWN FORTUNE!!!
Once upon a time, there was a nymphomaniac by the name Hazelnuts Cumalot who slept around with all the men in the neighborhood and ended up giving birth to three bastard half brothers (Iwonna, Ivonaa, and Juanna). After getting the third eviction notice she couldn’t afford to provide for her infants and she ran off with a Native American money-grubbing preacher, Rev. Wakinho. He converted into the religion of pimping and is, now, referred to as Rev. Wackaho. The last thing the whoring mother said to her sons was, “Go seek your own fortune fools!”
With nowhere to go, the brothers knew they had to stick together no matter what decision they might have made individually. Luckily, they were able to stay with a generous old lady in the neighborhood, by the name of Hilda, who watched them from time to time. She figured since she was old, they could be helpful in the house and in return they would have a place to rest their heads. But, there comes a time when all good things come to an end. The old lady was getting too old so her family sent for her, henceforth, the brothers had to find a place of their own. Besides, they were now of age. Before the old lady departed from them, she quoted the same thing their mother had told them when they were just infants, “Take heed to what I say,” the old lady continued, “Go Seek Your Own Fortune Fools!”
Iwonna, the oldest, was very lazy and didn’t want to accomplish anything out of life, leaving it up to his brothers to fend for themselves. Ivonaa, is the second to oldest, took the fast route by selling drugs. Then there’s Juanna who is the youngest. He was hard working with two jobs and also attending the local college as a part time student. They obviously had different personalities.
Iwonna was very lazy. He went to the bank and borrowed a loan to purchase a piece of property and simply put the biggest cardboard box he could find over his head and deemed it his home. He didn’t take what anyone said under consideration, and he also lived his life on a day-to-day basis. First of all, he did not have a job, he dropped out of high school and even though, he wasn’t working, he still never took the time out to clean up his cardboard box. The only thing he would do was station himself on his dirty ass sofa, eat food, and pickup his right arm just to flip the channels with the television remote. Iwonna was truly a parent worse nightmare.
Ivonaa, on the other hand, purchased a beaten up wooden stick home down the block from his lazy ass older brother where he sold dope. He was also out on the street every night serving all kinds of paraphernalia known to man, trying to make a quick buck. He did not learn anything from observing what his mother went through (at least when she was around). He justified what his mother had last said to him and ran with it, conceptually and not morally. Iwonna never made good financial decisions. As soon as he made his fortune, he would spend it on material things, such as, clothing, shoes, and apparels to make his self look good. He also took arbitrary females out to eat and partied like a rock star every night with his so-called friends; leaving his broke-ass broke.
Fortunately, the mother did not only produce all socially challenged off springs, as well as the old lady who took care of them. Juanna, the youngest took heed to what his mother and the old lady said. Not only that but he also looked at the direction, in which his brothers were going and made his own trajectory. He had two jobs, saving every penny he could afford to put in the bank and graduated from the University of the District of Columbia; getting his bachelors in architecture, and he also obtained a Law degree from UDC’s David and Clarke Law School this pass year (2008). Afterwards, he bought a brick house at the top of the hill in the same neighborhood his brothers lived.
All the brothers were doing fine individually, but one day all their fortune came to a halt. There was this Big Bad Corporation called “WALLY MART”. The CEO was an old hairy bitch by the name Ms. Wolfe (she actually looked like a wolf) who would strong arm poor people out of their homes and businesses and capitalize from the properties.
Ms. Wolfe had just finished building a WALLY MART in the same neighborhood, in which the brothers lived in and she realized that store’s parking lot was too small and then noticed an open piece of property with a cardboard box standing upside down. She walked over to the box and banged on it. Iwonna lifted up the box saying, “Can I help you?” Ms. Wolfe replied, “Move your Box or I’ll move it for you”. Iwonna afterwards stated, “Not if I can help it” and he dropped the box down. THUMP! The angry CEO ferociously staggered away. She ended up finding out that Iwonna was not paying his property taxes so she purchased the property, went over to Iwonna and gave him the eviction notice, then soccer kicked his cardboard home from over his head. Iwonna had to go stay with brother, Ivonaa.
After Ms. Wolfe built a parking lot where the cardboard once stood, she realized that it wasn’t big enough so she wanted the piece of land where a wooden home stood. She walked over to the home and stated to Ivonaa that she wanted the land and he told her, “Not if I can help it.” The angry CEO marched away. She then realized that the wooden shack was a dope-spot so she vindictively called the police and reported the illegal activities that took place on the property she wanted. The police came and barricaded Ivonaa’s home. Luckily, Ivonaa and Iwonna was able to escape to their little brothers home.
Business was going according to plan after Ms. Wolfe purchased her second piece of property that she finagled from the unfortunate drug dealer. She realized that she wanted to live nearby to be able to check on her prospect “cashing crop”. Then, she noticed a nice brick home with a little white picket fence. She walked over to the house, knocked on the door, and told Juanna that she wants to buy his house. But, he simply replied that he just moved there and it wasn’t for sale. Ms. Wolfe was livid and told Juanna to sell the house or else and Juanna replied, ”Or else what. You can’t get my home. Not if I can help it.” Wolfe stormed off in fumes.
She tried every legal action to get him out of there, she checked his background and it was clean so she resorted to hiring a hinch-man to kill Juanna. The hinch-man broke into the brick house and snuck through the living room where was confronted by three brothers who beat the living “Be Jesus” out of him. Then, they called the police and got the man arrested. Being afraid of the maximum consequences the hinch-man snitched on the Big Bad Wolfe. She got arrested and the brothers took over the Wolfe’s empire. The End….
Once upon a time, there was a nymphomaniac by the name Hazelnuts Cumalot who slept around with all the men in the neighborhood and ended up giving birth to three bastard half brothers (Iwonna, Ivonaa, and Juanna). After getting the third eviction notice she couldn’t afford to provide for her infants and she ran off with a Native American money-grubbing preacher, Rev. Wakinho. He converted into the religion of pimping and is, now, referred to as Rev. Wackaho. The last thing the whoring mother said to her sons was, “Go seek your own fortune fools!”
With nowhere to go, the brothers knew they had to stick together no matter what decision they might have made individually. Luckily, they were able to stay with a generous old lady in the neighborhood, by the name of Hilda, who watched them from time to time. She figured since she was old, they could be helpful in the house and in return they would have a place to rest their heads. But, there comes a time when all good things come to an end. The old lady was getting too old so her family sent for her, henceforth, the brothers had to find a place of their own. Besides, they were now of age. Before the old lady departed from them, she quoted the same thing their mother had told them when they were just infants, “Take heed to what I say,” the old lady continued, “Go Seek Your Own Fortune Fools!”
Iwonna, the oldest, was very lazy and didn’t want to accomplish anything out of life, leaving it up to his brothers to fend for themselves. Ivonaa, is the second to oldest, took the fast route by selling drugs. Then there’s Juanna who is the youngest. He was hard working with two jobs and also attending the local college as a part time student. They obviously had different personalities.
Iwonna was very lazy. He went to the bank and borrowed a loan to purchase a piece of property and simply put the biggest cardboard box he could find over his head and deemed it his home. He didn’t take what anyone said under consideration, and he also lived his life on a day-to-day basis. First of all, he did not have a job, he dropped out of high school and even though, he wasn’t working, he still never took the time out to clean up his cardboard box. The only thing he would do was station himself on his dirty ass sofa, eat food, and pickup his right arm just to flip the channels with the television remote. Iwonna was truly a parent worse nightmare.
Ivonaa, on the other hand, purchased a beaten up wooden stick home down the block from his lazy ass older brother where he sold dope. He was also out on the street every night serving all kinds of paraphernalia known to man, trying to make a quick buck. He did not learn anything from observing what his mother went through (at least when she was around). He justified what his mother had last said to him and ran with it, conceptually and not morally. Iwonna never made good financial decisions. As soon as he made his fortune, he would spend it on material things, such as, clothing, shoes, and apparels to make his self look good. He also took arbitrary females out to eat and partied like a rock star every night with his so-called friends; leaving his broke-ass broke.
Fortunately, the mother did not only produce all socially challenged off springs, as well as the old lady who took care of them. Juanna, the youngest took heed to what his mother and the old lady said. Not only that but he also looked at the direction, in which his brothers were going and made his own trajectory. He had two jobs, saving every penny he could afford to put in the bank and graduated from the University of the District of Columbia; getting his bachelors in architecture, and he also obtained a Law degree from UDC’s David and Clarke Law School this pass year (2008). Afterwards, he bought a brick house at the top of the hill in the same neighborhood his brothers lived.
All the brothers were doing fine individually, but one day all their fortune came to a halt. There was this Big Bad Corporation called “WALLY MART”. The CEO was an old hairy bitch by the name Ms. Wolfe (she actually looked like a wolf) who would strong arm poor people out of their homes and businesses and capitalize from the properties.
Ms. Wolfe had just finished building a WALLY MART in the same neighborhood, in which the brothers lived in and she realized that store’s parking lot was too small and then noticed an open piece of property with a cardboard box standing upside down. She walked over to the box and banged on it. Iwonna lifted up the box saying, “Can I help you?” Ms. Wolfe replied, “Move your Box or I’ll move it for you”. Iwonna afterwards stated, “Not if I can help it” and he dropped the box down. THUMP! The angry CEO ferociously staggered away. She ended up finding out that Iwonna was not paying his property taxes so she purchased the property, went over to Iwonna and gave him the eviction notice, then soccer kicked his cardboard home from over his head. Iwonna had to go stay with brother, Ivonaa.
After Ms. Wolfe built a parking lot where the cardboard once stood, she realized that it wasn’t big enough so she wanted the piece of land where a wooden home stood. She walked over to the home and stated to Ivonaa that she wanted the land and he told her, “Not if I can help it.” The angry CEO marched away. She then realized that the wooden shack was a dope-spot so she vindictively called the police and reported the illegal activities that took place on the property she wanted. The police came and barricaded Ivonaa’s home. Luckily, Ivonaa and Iwonna was able to escape to their little brothers home.
Business was going according to plan after Ms. Wolfe purchased her second piece of property that she finagled from the unfortunate drug dealer. She realized that she wanted to live nearby to be able to check on her prospect “cashing crop”. Then, she noticed a nice brick home with a little white picket fence. She walked over to the house, knocked on the door, and told Juanna that she wants to buy his house. But, he simply replied that he just moved there and it wasn’t for sale. Ms. Wolfe was livid and told Juanna to sell the house or else and Juanna replied, ”Or else what. You can’t get my home. Not if I can help it.” Wolfe stormed off in fumes.
She tried every legal action to get him out of there, she checked his background and it was clean so she resorted to hiring a hinch-man to kill Juanna. The hinch-man broke into the brick house and snuck through the living room where was confronted by three brothers who beat the living “Be Jesus” out of him. Then, they called the police and got the man arrested. Being afraid of the maximum consequences the hinch-man snitched on the Big Bad Wolfe. She got arrested and the brothers took over the Wolfe’s empire. The End….
I agree that there are many social demons that attack minority individuals everyday. This is the 3 little pigs on steroids. (well at least some 40s). Why did the big bad wolf have to be a woman though? Is that some kind of masculinity issue? Because successful women are not the black man's downfall. I hope that isn't what you were imposing Mr. Smalls.
ReplyDeleteLittle pig little pig let me in. It is a semi real representation of big and small business in the land of the free enterprise. Capitalism, masochism, and free speech never sounded so good. Oh this is doug i am on my wife's address.
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